I have lived long and hard enough to understand both the plight of the drunkard and the religious zealot.

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I (ball so hard)
I'm the big banana.
MIA in a tan cabana.
Might turn into the Hulk,
you're David Banner
Cheers to my "haters"
Kelsey Grammer..

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If you're constantly upset because of something that someone didn't do for you, then you're probably not doing enough for yourself.

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how dare you fear the sun
when half of your soul
is light.

SEOUL SESSIONS PRESENTS: MAKING ANIMATION PT 1 (TEASER) from LeSeanThomas on Vimeo.

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Yo momma wears duck boots made out of real ducks.

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second to last night in brooklyn. hung out with a french chick that looks like she could be from cuba. i watched her eat a fish that didn't appear to be done on the outside. she didn't seem to mind and this let me know that she thinks out of the box. we asked the waitress for a nice spot to go to next. some place dark and cheap. she sent us up the street three blocks and to the left. we listened to blues. we talked too loud over the music which pissed off the regulars. we got drunker than we were before at the expensive seafood spot. side note. 4 shrimp shouldn’t cost twelve dollars. where's the overhead in taking off shrimp shells? it was a late wild night. i hailed a cab with a slightly latin accent that isn't mine. i have no idea how we paid for the fare since i used all my cash on uncooked looking fish and blues booz. i showed her the powerful things in my suite. by that i mean the shower head. the sex was good but we nearly fell off the bed. i didn't mean for that to rhyme but i'm glad that it does. she didn’t stick around to see the sun come up like she said she would, but she wrote me a note. her hand writing sucks so i'm guessing that it either says that she had a nice time or i owe her $28 for the cab ride. in the morning i couldn’t find my wallet when i woke up. it was in my pants all along, but i couldn’t find my pants either which is just plain sad. i'm sleepy. bout to hit up this gym. i wonder if oatmeal raisin cookies can be considered as power bars. i just ate two while i typed this.

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